Krista Allen

Krista Allen

Krista Allen: Patriot Dame
To all of our troops overseas: Krista Allen wants YOU (to come home safe). In the meantime, she offers you this holiday season’s hottest package—herself.

What’s the worst type of guy?
Guys who have issues. Some people have a lot of issues, and you just want to cancel your subscription. You have your control-freak guy who checks your messages and doesn’t want you to go out of the house—that’s a standard, typical guy.

Or a personal assistant. Have you ever cheated on a guy?
I would never cheat on a guy—ever. I think women are different that way, but I understand that guys think differently. They’re not geared to being monogamous. They’re little boys. The more you tell them they can’t do something, the more they rebel against it. The more you take away his Stuff, the more he wants it. I have girlfriends who say, “How can I tell if he’s going to be faithful?” And I say, “Does he have a penis?” Well, there’s your answer.

What makes a man sexy?
Knowledge. I’m a firm believer that it’s not the way you look or what you have, but what you’ve got inside. That can make the least attractive person on the outside the sexiest motherfucker in the entire world.

What would be your perfect date?
On a beach with a guy, wearing nothing but a silky bathrobe.